He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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