I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
