Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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