He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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