so explain again why im purple
no
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Randomize
