Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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