So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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