I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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