okay pat passed out under dana's car
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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