Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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