we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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