we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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