Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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