Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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