An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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