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(571): View more from Virginia

I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed

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(212): View more from New York

You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

(475): View more from Connecticut

Yeah?

(212): View more from New York

Stuck it in his pooper.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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(845): View more from New York

dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"

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(601): View more from Mississippi

there are ass prints on the hood of my car.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

successful birthday. 2012 rules

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.

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(631): View more from New York

i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.

(1-631): View more from New York

I suggest you not find out the hard way

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