He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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