So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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