when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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