She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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