Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
