I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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