we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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