you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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