is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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