bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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