What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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