My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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