You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
