We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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