No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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Add blow and twins to that sentence and would be a perfect birthday
If that's your goal, you are a failure anyway...
Texts from before last night. Lame
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