Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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