oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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