no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Just pee around me
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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