Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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