I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
