PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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