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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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