I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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