If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
