she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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