Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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