She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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