Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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