I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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