Just mADE A PArabola og urine
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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