That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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