I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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