So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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