i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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