i jhust puked up my retainher.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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