he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
