I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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