so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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