So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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