How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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