Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The air was thick with penises
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
